I used to joke around saying that whenever I would feel depressed, I would drink a bottle of kid’s shampoos due to their famous slogan of “No Tears!” to wash the sadness away.
I have recently learn that No Tears! does not mean what I have always believed. It actually means that your hair doesn’t get tangled and when brushed, you would not tear it. No Tears [te(ə)r] rather than No Tears [ti(ə)r]
I have based my whole life, and my sense of humor, on a lie.
Nothing will ever be the same.
Anyone can dig a hole but it takes a real man to call it home 